It has been a terrible time trying to focus tonight, what with switching between AWESOME autocorrect!arthur/eames fic and damnyouautocorrect.com, between looking for prompts for delacrymosa and me actually writing my LAST TWO WEEKS OF PROMPTS -- fuck, I've been stressed out over work okay but now I have no excuse (fml how about leftover laundry from three weeks ago that needs to be done?)

BUT --


RT @zhouminews: NEWS ♫ 110614 Apple Daily: This year, Zhou Mi will be releasing a fashion reference book with dressing tips and tricks for men.


haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahahahahahhaha
tips
hahahahahahhaahaha
TRICKS

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sob. I love my stupid bimbotic fandom sometimes

can I please have an icon of Zhou Mi with his Miss Chic chicken/windmill hands idek anymore --

sobs so anamuan tells me she can see the hearts in my eyes

and I think she's got it right

but I'm just really, really, really --

IN LOVE



so, I'm definitely going to be spamming for a while, sorry, but I waited FOUR YEARS FOR HER COMEBACK AND I AM JUST SO HAPPY I'M BOUNCING OFF WALLS O/

ZHOU MI IN MY ALL IS IN YOU CHINESE VERSION.

GLORIOUS.

THAT IS ALL.

ok, maybe not all, how about: fucking hell, I died and went to heaven? I absolutely LOVE the Korean version of this song, and I love the Chinese version almost more but also in an entirely different way.

( shrieking alskjda;lskdj want to touch that tummy ngl )
...why, why, WHY. fuck my life and my awesome fandom

I get the feeling that this is either gonna be a really skimpy concert report, or a really rambly one. I'm totally the type who gets lost in the pure emotion of a moment and remember the most random details or none at all /o\ Let it be know I'm really bad at spotting shippy moments, and make remarks like a pervy ten yo boy. This is why there are fancams out there >) Also expect hairgasms. I'm sure I'm going to reread this in a year and facepalm like crazy and probably attempt to delete it from the universe but whatever makes me happy now I will enjoy it :D

Seriously, I don't know how to write this at all. Maybe you should read Gem's more concise and organized post. She has embedded picture and fancams, while I'm just gonna be a lazy ass and link.
( i'm not kidding when I say this is a wall of text. )

this seems like it has happened a while back too, but I have eight dreamwidth invites. does anybody want one?

after resisting the urge to rant about it for so long, i'll try to keep it short and succinct.

omona, shut the fuck up already.

→ being fat is ok, yes I get that.
→ surely there are many different types of fat - when it borders on unhealthy obesity, wanting to lose that weight is surely ok?
→ stop judging on the girlfriend when you don't know her reasons for wanting him to lose weight.
→ dude I totally would break up with a guy if I thought he was eating his way into early cardiac arrest. sorry to say, asian dating is not about ~*true love*~ and all that jazz, there is a very ingrained sense of practicality. if it is true love and sacrifices must be made, I will respect that, but do respect the other side of it too.
→ she didn't get back with him after losing 10kg. she got back with him after 20kg. have they ever considered there are other reasons that she got back together with him? perhaps some determination, effort? it's not just numbers.
→ also, it's not as if shindong doesn't know how it feels to be fat and judged for being fat. seriously now, people.


...people.



rather unrelated to the above, but for the love of whatever higher power, do I hate getting hit on by men at work. or in general.

xplodey_di wrote me texts of d00m (kyumin + others) for my birthday.

(sungmin to shindong) kyu's underwear in zhou mi's room. as a friend, how am i supposed to feel about this?

(shindong to sungmin) omfg tmi

READ IT.

alksjdalksdhj it is hilarious my life is so awesome right now ♥♥♥ brb going to starbucks to glomp her in person!!!

di, "you are terrifying and devious and I love you for it"!!!!!!!